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Simple Simon

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
Simple Simon by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
Simple Simon by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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