Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

Simple Simon by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

Simple Simon by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.

Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.

Simple Simon by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

Simple Simon by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015