Simple Simon
"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
Simple Simon by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018
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Simple Simon
A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Simple Simon by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007
Simple Simon
A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Simple Simon by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015
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