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Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".

Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information

Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
by Regenstein August 03, 2009
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Someone, usually a male, who is enthralled by hyper-masculine strength through bigoted intolerance and ruthless leadership through deception and disregard for most people. They will do anything, including self sacrifice to gain the interest of a fascist tyrant. Sift could also be an anagram for Seeking Interest in Fascist Tyrants.
That crowd attacking the capitol building is full of sifts.

To be a proud boy, one must first be a sift.

Don't be a sift.

Mr. Jones, you are a sift.
by liftinnotsiftin January 11, 2021
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sift is a dumb minecraft youtuber shitty haker that is french and bulgarian
fuck sift
by sift November 07, 2020
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