siegmund 

One cute ass mf who is literally the most perfect human being alive

Siegmund has a beautiful personality and body and perfect everything. (gababe): obviously are u fooking dumb not knowing that

siegmund by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021

Calvin Siegmund 

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

Calvin Siegmund by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

sigmunds chin 

The overall resemblance of a males testicular sack to that of an ape or monkeys face. Also known as Curios George syndrome. Usually inflicted by a chance act or being smoated by God himself.

Sandra-Cripes Marty you realize you got sigmunds chin?
Marty- Shut up bitch I didnt tell you to talk!

sigmunds chin by Mike Bruce October 4, 2005

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Sigmund Freud 

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

Sigmund Freud by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018

Sigmund Freud 

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

Sigmund Freud by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

A psychiatrist who is most notably known for coming up with his idea of the id, ego, and super-ego.

Sigmund Freud also did a hella Cocaine and thought the effects of cocaine were good for some of his patients with nervous disorders.

Sigmund Freud by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011