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shy shitter 

a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.
He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.

shy shitter by RdEx March 18, 2006
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Shy Shitter 

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.
This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!
Shy Shitter by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Shy Shitter 

A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.
Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."

Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."
Shy Shitter by parallel_master September 24, 2017

Shy Shitter Syndrome 

Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
Shy Shitter Syndrome by LogoNinja August 13, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026