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The act of jizzing in your hand and using your ejaculated cum as hair gel.
Steve forgot to buy hair gel so he shubed before he went out with Sara.
shube by douchemeister May 3, 2006
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Derogatory term for a Vermont native. Typically refers to a redneck type local.
Chris is marrying Meghan, she's such a shube.
Shube by Coon dog June 16, 2017
Dude I shubed last night and it's so soft down there.
shube by Shubemaster December 25, 2013
Coming from the dog breed Shiba Inus. They are the lords and rulers of all humans.
"My shibe bit me."
shibe by shibelover66 October 13, 2017
A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
Literally the best dog. There is no other dog. Literally none. Zero. Nuh uh, no. Only shibes. They came from heaven to discipline us with love and support. I myself, am a shibe.
gary: wow! that shibe is so cute! i just wanna squeeze it!
shibe: foolish mortal, i will be a good boy!
sherald: who the fuck is named sherald
shibe by shiberawrxd March 29, 2019