Someone on gay dating sites, like Grindr or Jack'd who has a landscape photo as a profile picture, but has the audacity to comment negatively on another profile with face or body pics while hiding behind said landscape.
I was interested in this guy on Grindr, but when I sent him my pics, he was very shrubjudgery in his response. He told me I wasn't his type, but he had a picture of a Hydrangea as his profile pic
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.