Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

Shrimp Dick

Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan

They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*

by Bertohasashrimpdick November 20, 2016

Shrimp Dick

That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.

Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow

by Cereal_is_Soup August 6, 2020

Shrimp Dick

Jesse Guzman

Jesse Guzman Try To Play A Girl And Got Played And They Found Out He Had A Shrimps Dick Shrimp Dick

by Shrimp dick August 14, 2016

shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

by Rory B. March 18, 2007

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

shrimp dick

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

by b p h December 10, 2003