shrew

1. An old nasty woman who tries to get things for free.
2. Someone who is outwardly cheap and rude.

Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."

by JimboInNJ April 21, 2008

shrew

my math teacher Mrs.Ellis;a scolding woman

Me:Hey Cordell Mrs.Ellis is such a shrew.
Cordell:Yeah I agree.

by James Grimmer January 15, 2004

shrew

bitch who believes in bitchassness, and hating zebras.

hey, gabby, that nigga just molested a zebra, shrew status.

by icecreamman May 24, 2010

shrew

a shady and somewhat frogloneish person who hides in holes quite often, it is common to see a shrew eating nuts and berries

brian is always hole-ing, therefore, he is quite a shrew

by lisa November 12, 2002

Shrew

1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.

1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!

by Machoman6969 March 11, 2009

shrew

Sexual Herpes Reaping Every Where

nasty stuff- AVOID THE SHREW!

by juggernaut sex monster October 5, 2003

Shrew

A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.

Arthur: What you doin tonight man?
Brian: “Oh nothing just hangin with some chicks tryna shrew”

by Gonzfunnay December 20, 2017