Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022

Shrek

An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.

Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*

by urmum100 December 14, 2018

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

Daddy shrek is better than shit farquad.

Shrek is cool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

God

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life

by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 15, 2019

Shrek

He is super thicc.All girls will fall in love with him.He is so big and strong.He is also the biggest and best gamer out there.

Girl:Is that shrek I’m in LOVE.

by Xssniperboy21 shrekthicc October 21, 2019