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Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.
She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.
Shorts Job by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022
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