Millburn Short Hills is a bubble town. We are rich. We are fabulous. And just about every town in a 100 mile radius is pretty damn jealous. There is no poverty, no crime and no riffraff. We live in houses $750,000-6 million and drive Mercedes, beamers, range rovers and every other nice car imaginable. Our biggest concerns in the morning include deciding what color lacoste shirt to wear, and what seven jeans we should pair it with. Not to mention, our high school parking lot rivals that of a Ray Catena dealer. Our school system is practically private, and if you don’t get into an ivy/top 100 college, you might as well move. We shop in the finest boutiques and travel the world every school vacation. We excel in the soccer as well as the country club sports tennis, golf and fencing.

And oh yes,
The people who write that Millburn/Short hills is the armpit of America, well you’re just jealous because you aren’t rich and fabulous.
Millburn Short Hills is the "OC" of the east coast. we know you're jealous.
by MHS SENIORS 06 February 08, 2006
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The fakest town in America, everyone here is the same: boring, rich, stuck-up, snobby, and overall asshole. Filled with more posers than an Avril Lavigne concert. People claim to be "ghetto" but never even laid eyes on a black person. The kids have never heard of a thing called "getting a job" so their parents buy everything for them. The town along with Millburn is mostly filled with assholes, dirtbags and japs. And yea there are more jews than Israel here. 3 maybe 4 black people live there. I've taken shits with more personality than anyone in Short Hills. Being poor is considered driving a car under 20K, living in a 2 story house and not being able to afford the latest 100 dollar pair of jeans at abercrombie. The parents spoil their kids like priests prey on little boys...ALOT. The school system is good, yet everyone is a drug addict(when I went there at least.) People usually go in the woods to smoke weed during lunch. The typical attire with a typical dipshit at Millburn High School was this: Stupid yellow striped polo shirt, sandals with socks(who the fuck does that, why wear sandals with socks, that's the whole point of sandals) and $100 jeans. The kids drive nicer cars than the teachers could ever imagine. I remember this one stoner guy in my class, he got into his car high and drove into a building and died. That was the happiest day of my life. It's just one less shit eater on the road to worry about. It's like MTV bought a lot of New Jersey and built a town.
I used to live in Short Hills/Millburn. Thank god I moved. I once got a $25 ticket for parking out on the street when visiting someone overnight. What the hell? Where the fuck do you want me to park? The driveway was fucking full. Though I didn't pay it and never plan to, I can say one thing. Suck my pasty white, flabby, lard-filled, hairy, dimpled ass. I will never go back to that town.

Synonyms: Millburn, Hot Topic, Bullshit, unoriginal.

Antonyms: anything else.
by David Guissarri August 06, 2006
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one word-JAP TOWN
oups did i spell that rong? i'm on my sidekick!
Wanna go to the Short Hills Mall?
No I'm going to my house in Aspen!
by HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi January 04, 2006
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A rich town in New Jersey by Millburn. The worst car you see might be a mitsubishi The people are loaded and also snobs, as you can see from definition number 5. It is known for its mall, in which the only thing you can buy for under 50 bucks is a drink at the starbucks.
I hate people from short hills. they are stuck up snobs.
by Matt0912 July 20, 2008
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Short Hills is basicly one of the richest towns in the countries. The kids that live there are snoty spoiled kids that think there cool because the just got the new phone that costs five hundred dollers or got another pair of shoes. The high-school football team sucks and the coach thinks that there going to states but even in some wierd way they do show up there Saint Peters would crush them. the town is filled with asian kids, bunch of posers girls that think there hot and the ghetto kids(but there not ghetto at all they just think they are). so my sugestion is not to come to Short Hills or Millburn. oh yea the cops there suck balls too so yea almost forgot that one
by millburn/ short hills hater March 21, 2006
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