Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.

It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
by Ninja Has Ligma February 6, 2019
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a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.
dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"
by klangrob August 13, 2011
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A shoey is a drink like beer or alcohol drank from a shoe its mostly Australian but people from other countries can replicate it.
Person 1: Hey wanna have a shoey
Person 2: Okay what time?
Person 1: At 2 am

Person 2: Ok
by 4_iaspekt March 11, 2022
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A Degods Tradition.
degods just broke a new ATH time to rip a SHOEY
by gsus12 August 30, 2022
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Variation of cookie game or soggy biscuit.
Group of men sit around in a circle and jerk off .The last one to cum drinks the sperm from the shoe
We played the shoey game and I lost , not the first time i felt my homies jizz in my mouth
by WoofeLol March 27, 2023
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A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
by Penguin Meat December 8, 2021
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