shmuck

you see that cherry It's a (shmuck)

by Proxy Fox November 6, 2019

Shmuck

A shmuck is a massive nob head who has a surname with the letter c in it

Human 1: grace is such a nob head

Human 2: yeah she’s a shmuck

by #shalomman October 8, 2020

Gabe: are you going to the Jaylen Brown thing
Danny: I don’t know (he knows he’s going)
Gabe: Ugh you’re such a shmuck

by Toll912 November 1, 2018

Someone who has been dumb and you don’t like them any more.

Dude1: *trips over a table*
Dude2: ha watta shmuck

by Bonnie0809 December 19, 2019

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?