shmeebs

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

by toco May 24, 2004

shmeeb

a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs

"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"

by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005

Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

shmeeb

This word refers to a vape.

“can i hit your shmeeb?”

by Nigga Guacamole Penis May 06, 2020

Shmeeb

A person who owns a meat ridder express

Dudes Shmeeb

by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022

Shmeeb

A female's private parts that are extremely saggy, (Even down to a girls ankles)

(Random guy texting) : "yo bro that chick you like gotta big ass shmeeb dude"

(The other guy responds) : "Dude you were right the chick shmeeb rolled down her ankles man, ahhh THE STENCH!"

by SHLOPEY JOOE May 03, 2020

shmeeb

A single individual of a larger crowd (mob). Shmeebs are different from so-called NPC's and usually don't identify with his believes, he/she just enjoys him/herself and the company of other independent thinking individuals.

Dude, look at this shmeeb, he truly doesn't give a fuck about us!

by paranoid_shmeeb April 16, 2022