1. A West Virginian vaginal fart in the wind; a worthlessthing; a fuckstain
2. A government employee with bad genes paid to hug trees
3. One who stumbles and stammers when presented with facts about the environment
4. Corky's dad
The 14th man to bang Tara Reid at an all-night cocaine party will hear repeated queefing that sounds like Soloqueef, aka Solofloyd discussing the environment and pointing out how it must be a critical issue so that he can continue to survive off of your tax dollars.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.