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A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
by TurdInspector145 July 04, 2013
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