Shitillionare

When you spend all your money on useless shitty items in a shop. Instead of becoming rich with millions of dollars, you become rich with many crappy items that clutter your house.

Last Sunday, my family all went to the thrift shop and spent ALL our money on some RC cars and helicopters that looked 'cool' and like they'd work, but it turns out that they were broken and are now cluttering our apartment. We went broke and became SHITILLIONARES!

Shitillionare by 6_rc January 26, 2019

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Shitillionaire

A person who -- recession or not -- manages to have a shit-ton of money.

"I'd drop out of Harvard too if I knew I could be a shitillionaire like Bill Gates."

Shitillionaire by mariokartracer March 18, 2009

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Shitillionare • Shitillionaire • satillionare

satillionare

A status of wealth that is only held by Haresh, the king of money and prosperity

That man is so scary, he must be a satillionare.

satillionare by VentasMC July 10, 2023

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satillionare

A status of wealth that is only held by Haresh, the king of money and prosperity

That man is so scary, he must be a satillionare

satillionare by VentasMC July 10, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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