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Shit shifting 

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally
Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Shit shifting by Nukemars April 8, 2023

Shitty Shittington Of Shit Street

when you are more shat than a shitting shitter shitting shit on the shitter
Oh Shitty Shittington Of Shit Street! The deadline is today!