Shit hammock
The act of pooing, but instead of plopping into a toilet it gets cradled in your ass hair and just hangs there like a bat in the cave.
Shit hammock by Nick penutbutter January 27, 2010
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shit hammock
Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.
shit hammock by dropthekids January 30, 2010
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shit hammock • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick • shit the bed • shit storm
shit hammock
shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
shit hammock by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008
Shit hammock
Friend: I’m going to shit myself!
Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.
Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.
Shit hammock by Baby hulk April 13, 2023
Shit Hammock
A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
Shit Hammock by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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