Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.

Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.

Shit for the Cycle by NBAnderson January 3, 2012

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

Shit for the Cycle by Luggage74 July 8, 2022