Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

backwards shit

Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Shit Backwards

The act to renege on a promise, undertaking, or contract.

The cocksucker went and shit backwards on the sale.

by Rotten Andre April 16, 2025