Shit Story Syndrome 

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

Shit Story Syndrome by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Shit Story Syndrome 

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

Shit Story Syndrome by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016