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Shit Soak 

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

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charlie
Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.
Shit Soak by maestro41 April 16, 2010
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Soakin' his shit 

1) When one is giving gratuitous amounts of praise to a male, usually a female that is "on his dick" so to speak. Soakin' refers to the metaphoric saliva that is soaking the males genetalia. So obsessed with the person they are soaking his dick in their saliva
A female that will not leave the male alone
An annoying aquaintance that will suck up to the other person. Hence, she is Soakin' his shit