shit shower

when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass

running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower

by Big Mike 52 April 12, 2009

shit shower

The act of someone shitting all over someones face/head/back/neck/mouth for reasons of either pure revenge of some guy taking your girl or if someone is sick enough to want you to do that during sexual encounters.

After we beat him senseless for the disgrace, we all gave him a shit shower

by wezzman85 (AIM) April 25, 2005

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

by Mister Obious March 8, 2013

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005