Shit shadow 

The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.

Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."

Shit shadow by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

Shit Shadow 

A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.

I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."

Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"

Shit Shadow by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012