Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.
Jack: That sucks.
Tom: Yeah, shit happens.
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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Fan: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
Jack: That sucks.
Tom: Yeah, shit happens.
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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Fan: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
by Teal Tower July 30, 2010
This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.
The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
by biker dude November 08, 2009
Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.
by HigherChamp January 26, 2014
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004
used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
by paul egan November 10, 2003
When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.
also see shit.
also see shit.
Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.
Leah: Shit happens.
Leah: Shit happens.
by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005
my outlook on life
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright
by emily laura June 10, 2005