shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

by luciferean July 7, 2008

shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.

Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.

by Kickedkid January 8, 2019

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

by Sdmx November 5, 2008

Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

by The.Noof August 3, 2008

Shit finger

It is usually used to clean up the asshole more clearly(in particular not the out side of anal but the inside). First you pierce a toilet paper with your finger to the bottom. Second you wipe off your asshole inside but you don't have to be afraid of some feces on the finger. Third you must use another hand and enfold the paper to make it lie on the finger with shit. Forth you give a wipe to the finger pulling out through the hole.

AH1: Hm, your finger smells bad. Did you stick your finger in the ass???
AH2: No. I just made the shit finger.
AH3: Ah, thats ok then.

by Vodka soldier February 20, 2011