Shit Cream

The art of freezing your own Poop and convicing your firends that they are eating chocolate ice cream. :)

Guy1: Hey you want some ice cream
Guy2: Yeh man sounds good.
Guy2: Ooo What Flavour is this is seems nutty
Guy1: My Shit Cream

by The Founder123453 June 25, 2009

shit cream cone

It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit.

"What's the 'shit cream cone' you have on the menu," the man asked the clerk. "It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit," replied the clerk.

by Comic Sansler March 4, 2016

Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

by Dinkum August 12, 2013

Cream Filled Shit Sickle

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and are about to cum, you spin her around and shove your dick in her mouth.

Last nite my girl was extra freaky. I hen hooked her up with a cream filled shit sickle.

by Ron W. December 30, 2007

Shit sprinkle ice cream

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

by kneegerer January 10, 2021

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Shit Cramer

When a guy rams his DICK UP HER BLOODY ASS, soo he crams her shit

by Anonymous May 27, 2003