shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
by observer2 February 8, 2010
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