Shintucur
Man, we are in a shintucur!
Shintucur by Therealschadenfreude February 15, 2019
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shitcurity
Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.
shitcurity by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019
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Shiticure
A form of pedicure where instead of tightening up those heels and cuticles, you instead passive/aggressively rage-shit on a person's feet while looking them in the eyes and carrying on a casual conversation.
I gave Kyle a shiticure outside of the meeting yesterday after he tried to sell my ideas as his own.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.
Shiticure by Masterblackout May 20, 2021
Shitscursion
The journey to find a place to poo, eternally extensive at the worst times. Will often entail speed-walking (or running if it’s bad, or hobbling if it’s painfully bad), furtively entering restaurants, grocery stores, etc. (and when caught in the act, lying that you did indeed buy something from that establishment), and at least one question to a concerned passerby regarding the location of the nearest bathroom. Portmanteau of shit and excursion.
Excuse me while I embark on a shitscursion.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.
Shitscursion by Pinaysaram September 30, 2021
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!