Shintucur

When you run out of real words in scrabble.

Man, we are in a shintucur!

by Therealschadenfreude February 15, 2019

shitcurity

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.

Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019

Shiticure

A form of pedicure where instead of tightening up those heels and cuticles, you instead passive/aggressively rage-shit on a person's feet while looking them in the eyes and carrying on a casual conversation.

I gave Kyle a shiticure outside of the meeting yesterday after he tried to sell my ideas as his own.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.

by Masterblackout May 20, 2021

Shitscursion

The journey to find a place to poo, eternally extensive at the worst times. Will often entail speed-walking (or running if it’s bad, or hobbling if it’s painfully bad), furtively entering restaurants, grocery stores, etc. (and when caught in the act, lying that you did indeed buy something from that establishment), and at least one question to a concerned passerby regarding the location of the nearest bathroom. Portmanteau of shit and excursion.

Excuse me while I embark on a shitscursion.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.

by Pinaysaram September 30, 2021