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shitcurity 

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.
Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!
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Shiticure 

A form of pedicure where instead of tightening up those heels and cuticles, you instead passive/aggressively rage-shit on a person's feet while looking them in the eyes and carrying on a casual conversation.
I gave Kyle a shiticure outside of the meeting yesterday after he tried to sell my ideas as his own.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.
Shiticure by Masterblackout May 20, 2021

Shitscursion 

The journey to find a place to poo, eternally extensive at the worst times. Will often entail speed-walking (or running if it’s bad, or hobbling if it’s painfully bad), furtively entering restaurants, grocery stores, etc. (and when caught in the act, lying that you did indeed buy something from that establishment), and at least one question to a concerned passerby regarding the location of the nearest bathroom. Portmanteau of shit and excursion.
Excuse me while I embark on a shitscursion.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.
Shitscursion by Pinaysaram September 30, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026