Shingle ass 

The result of a sexual rendezvous on a rooftop; usually affecting the naked bum of the person spending the most time on the bottom. Symptoms include redness, sore cheeks and limited movement. Treatment includes massage and consumption of alcohol. You may want to go back up on the roof and take 2, but remain on top; therefore evening up the score. Now you both are shingle-assed.

we roof-hung last night and I rode him like a mechanical bull... he got shingle ass for sure!

Shingle ass by BiancaJill69 June 1, 2011

single ply asshole 

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

single ply asshole by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021