Shingle ass

The result of a sexual rendezvous on a rooftop; usually affecting the naked bum of the person spending the most time on the bottom. Symptoms include redness, sore cheeks and limited movement. Treatment includes massage and consumption of alcohol. You may want to go back up on the roof and take 2, but remain on top; therefore evening up the score. Now you both are shingle-assed.

we roof-hung last night and I rode him like a mechanical bull... he got shingle ass for sure!

Shingle ass by BiancaJill69 June 1, 2011

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single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

single ply asshole by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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