by bltbites November 7, 2013
by poopedmypants March 12, 2014
The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom
by BaldAvenger February 23, 2014
by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021
by 1223wqer October 12, 2023
/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.
“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”
by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021
When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.
"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
by Hogey Carmichael November 7, 2016