Shaved ham 

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

Shaved ham by Massetti October 17, 2015

Shaved ham 

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

Shaved ham by nob May 11, 2004

Shaved Hamster 

Rock Band out of Fort lauderdale, FL. USA. Founding members are Stewart Jennings and Amy T. Baxter. Produced by Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz; co-founder and former lead guitarist for Marilyn Manson.

Experience Shaved Hamster's diverse sounds when you go from upbeat, wave hello to your neighbors with a smile to the creeping, dark, bittersweet sound that is sure to lure you in.

Shaved Hamster by Billy Shakes June 4, 2010

Shave The Hamster 

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

Shave The Hamster by BaldHamster December 16, 2021