Sharpie Ass 

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.

"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."

Sharpie Ass by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020

Sharpie in his ass 

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

Sharpie in his ass by Jake196 September 24, 2011

Sharpiessouthpark 

South Park Fan Site

Hey, u watched the latest episode of South Park on Sharpiessouthpark.tk!

Sharpiessouthpark by the great creator March 30, 2009

Sharpiesscrubs 

Scrubs Fan Site

Hey, u watched the latest episode of scrubs on Sharpiesscrubs.tk!

Sharpiesscrubs by the great creator March 30, 2009

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

asshole Sharpe by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014