Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.

"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."

by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020

Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

by Jake196 September 24, 2011