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Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?
Sharpet by adampolly January 25, 2021
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sharpet bomb 

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
sharpet bomb by Sethmut November 30, 2007

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.
Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.
Sharpet by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008
A half arab and half latina demon. Described as a gorgeous female with striking, long dark hair, wearing heavy gold jewelry, and possessing razor-sharp, 6-inch acrylic nails.

To summon her, the "victim" must:

Enter a bathroom and turn off all the lights.
Stare into the mirror until your eyes adjust to the darkness.
Chant "Sharputa" three times in a clear, mocking voice.

If successful, she appears behind you in the reflection. Before you can turn around, she uses her long nails to slash you (and possibly drag into the mirror realm). Legend says the only way to survive is to compliment her lip liner before she strikes.
Yo, don’t go into the basement bathroom alone. Kevin tried to summon the Sharputa for a TikTok and now he’s got three huge scratch marks on his neck and his gold chain is missing.
Sharputa by MrElusive January 6, 2026