the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish.
person 1: woah! i met shark! the the other day and he is the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish.

person 2: oh wow! really? is he the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish???

person 1: yes! hes the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father.

person 2: oh wow! i didnt know hes the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father.

person 1: pluh
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getting a rim job from a girl with braces
Dog!!! after 8th grade graduation i got some serious shark!!!
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You're actually here because you checked the definition of urban dictionary on urban dictionary and were curious what the sexual meaning of "shark" was.
Then were disappointed because you saw the other definitions of shark that werent actually related to anything sexual.
So im here to explain the sexual meaning of shark.

Its when you have bite fetish but on another level and you ask for your girl to bite off your penis.
girl: goddamn jenny my boyfriend has the shark fetish
jenny: shark fetish? whats that
girl: its when boys ask us to completely rip off their dicks off their bodies with our teeth
jenny: damn never heard of that
by nonished December 2, 2022
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To forcefully pull a woman's skirt up/blouse off, without her consent, to expose her womanhood. Typically filmed with perpetrators face blurred.

-Skirt sharking is extremely popular in Japan whereas blouse sharking is prominent in parts of Europe.
Hey, I saw this really disturbing video online the other day, it's called sharking and all these guys do is run around and rip women's clothing off. You feel bad for these girls...but so good???

Example: do a "Google" for "japanese skirt shark"
by MaudsClaud February 25, 2010
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Short for Loanshark
One who lends money (usually illegally) and charges interest on the repayment, often removes parts of the body if payment is not returned.
Shit, I owe that shark 20 grand.
by eatshit May 14, 2005
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(n.) An older student of Oxford University who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various sexual needs.
(v.) To shark: To attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) To get sharked: To be picked up by an older student
Student one: Hey did you see Amy last night?
Student two: Yeah. What a shark! I saw her try to pick up three different younger guys.

Student one: Well, knowing her, I'm sure at least one of them got sharked.
by oxfordprey October 22, 2009
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A man who is attracted to woman on their period
Jacob: hey did you hear Barry banged Jessica while she was one her period

Allen: yea Barry is a total shark
by Anonymoose 123 May 13, 2022
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