When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 June 7, 2012
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To hit someone in the throat with a karte chops kinda motion
Bro I just frickin throat shanked mrs polls she said my neck dawg
by Lwebbdawg November 23, 2019
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A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
by jtsaint June 28, 2011
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A rosy toned penis used to slaughter pussy
Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
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The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.
“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking
by DjDomP August 20, 2018
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Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving
“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 30, 2022
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