Shala 

A gorgeous, amazing girl who knows how to make you smile all the time. Sweet, honest, and stunning. She'll make you enter a trance when you look her in the eyes.

Shala's are usually hilarious, and funny when you get to know them. You become friends with them instantly. You can tell Shala anything and not have to worry about having it get spread out in the world. She gets along with anyone and everyone. Once you get ahold of any Shala, you'll never want to lose her, because they're so special.

"MAN, there's this new girl..."
"Shala? YEAH, I know! She's awesome!"
"I love her so much! She's so funny!"

Shala by lil.miss.love January 15, 2012

Shala 

1)A gamer from CSPirates.com that will leave a fucking mushroom print tattoo on your forehead if you cross the Pirates!!!

2)From the root word Shalafein - which in a certain John Marco book means "The Great Protector"

Shala scored a headshot on Ruf|0.

Shala just made sweet sweet love to your mother.

Shala by Shala April 14, 2005

Shala'd 

ruining everybody's good time

Shala'd To ruin everyone's good time.

Shala'd by RMadfoo33 September 5, 2017

Shala-Jo 

The most amazing girl in the world. She has beautiful eyes and blonde curly hair. If you’re lucky enough to be her boyfriend, then you’ll know how kind and caring she is. She can be a handful, but she’s always worth it.

“Have you seen that girl Shala-Jo?” “Omg she’s so amazing!”

Shala-Jo by Kryptek November 5, 2020

ayalga shala

A word transcending human vernacular capacities, the perfect combination of syllables that can be used in any conversation, a word so slight and particular meaning everything and beyond

"this ayalga shala is being extra ayalga"
"I need some ayalga for the shala"
"my shala is ayalaging"

ayalga shala by kayalna salman December 27, 2024

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013