sheep shafter

That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter

by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018

Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.

*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!

by Krafty March 6, 2013

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Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter

Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"

by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013

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rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren July 20, 2008

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Shafter High School

Located in Shafter, California. Area code 93263. Known for beating Wasco in lots of things. One of the gayest schools ever. The teachers there suck because of all the homework they give. Most of the guys are hot! And they all have bitchy, slutty girlfriends because that's how ALL the girls in Shafter High are. Frontier High School is the best school near Shafter. Alot of girls get used and pregnant here so they drop out. Its a great school if you wanna drop out(; the guys all act cholos and the girls act all popular. Shafter high school sucks!!

Shafter High School Dropout High School

by FrontierHighSchool'06 January 17, 2011

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