Pronounced Schad-bolt, this Swedish originated term is one of the ultimatedisgusting sexual act. It begins with your average run of the mill guy-girl-guy threesome and should end with a mouth full of Scope and a lifetime of shame.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.