Sexquakes

The point of apex in female orgasm where her legs start to shake uncontrollably.

She had the sexquakes after we got done for an hour.

by Tarak September 7, 2013

sexquake

the act of having sex so intense that the bed shakes so turbulently that it feels like an earthquake

I was fucking this bitch so hard that she thought there was an earthquake happening when in reality it was just our sexquake

by justin louise February 3, 2012

Sexcakes

Reference/ideology to the point in a relationship at which the individuals are comfortable enough with each other to wake up in bed fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, with absolutely no care or insecurities present. It is at this point that one will suggest to the other that pancakes are in order. Breakfast -always featuring pancakes- in bed followed by "I'm content and full" sex then commences. Hence: Sexcakes. Only possible in the most content and pleasant of relationships.

Having woken up in bed, fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, the content couple have a little bit of snuggle sex, decide to make pancakes, bring them back to bed, eat, and get back to some more happy sex. Sexcakes mornings are the best, they both agree.

by sexcakes September 28, 2011

sexquestrian

Someone who gets railed by a horse.

I saw Alex down by the stables again last night. He's a totally sexquestrian. He never met a horse he didn't like.

by Gregkitten November 3, 2019

sexualess

1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.

Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!

by Kev-r April 17, 2008