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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexless marriage 

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.
Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.
sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

sexless streaming 

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."
My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.
sexless streaming by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

sex legs 

The weak, shaky feeling one gets in his/her upper thighs after having sex.
After fucking for a long time, they both had a severe case of sex legs.
sex legs by Angilya December 16, 2006
A part of a body which is exclusive to, a wife, teacher, girlfriend, lesbian. No male has ever found the elusive Sexleg although many people with a poor grasp of the English language clame to have pictures of it. Many have lost their World of Warcraft accounts in the search for it.

A term created by World of Warcraft forum Keyloggers.
Typical Keylogger (not the .cn)
MY teacher sexleg is so hot www.ckftx.cn/sexleg

Forum responces
"Can I has sexleg?"
"Got sexleg?
Sexleg by Radical Ewok December 19, 2008