Sexdexic 

The inability to function in a relationship before intercourse

Sure wanted to get to know me, but that can only happen after the fact - the doc told me I'm sexdexic -

Sexdexic by Muddaphorkingmark July 29, 2022

Sexlexic 

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.

David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.

Sexlexic by David Coberly November 28, 2005

sexlexic 

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"

sexlexic by sexlexic June 27, 2007

sexlexic 

adj. A condition in which you confuse common words for sexual or perverted words. Can be used as a noun, i.e. sexlexia

John: "I had the weirdest dream last night."

Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."

John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."

sexlexic by sexlexia101 August 30, 2009

sexdelicious 

Something that is deliciously sexy!
A combination af sexalicious and delicious.
Does not necessarily have to describe something sexy.

That new haircut is sexdelicious!

sexdelicious by AnnaM April 9, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020