Skip to main content

Sex wizard 

A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow
Nathan called Michelle a sex wizard , supposedly he’s really good.
He is a sex wizard.
Sex wizard by lover10245 June 26, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

sex wizard 

A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
sex wizard by whipsnape September 12, 2013

Sex Wizard 

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
Sex Wizard by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023

sex wizard  

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand
LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!
sex wizard by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

Guru Sex Wizard 

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
Guru Sex Wizard by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

Wizard Sex 

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex”
Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020

Wizard Sex 

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”
Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Next