Sex Pizza

A cheese pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast. Originated in Washington, DC.

"Hey, do you still have that coupon for an extra large pizza? Let's order a sex pizza."

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam September 11, 2023

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Sex Pizza

A cheese pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast. Originated in Washington, DC, United States of America.

"Hey, do you still have that coupon for an extra large pizza? Let's order a sex pizza."

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam September 11, 2023

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Sex Pizza

A pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast.

Let's order a sex pizza.

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam October 13, 2023

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Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015