These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
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Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk
Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.
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A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
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The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day
Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?
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