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Another bubble-gum poser who portrays himself to be a strong, proud buck by giving gangsta hand signs and grabbing his crotch. Now that's edgy and original.

His real name is Kisean Anderson and he was born in Miami yet claims to be Jamaican.

The shofar blowing media loves to parade him on the screen with the mudshark du jour.
Sean Kingston is to Jamaica what Akon is to Africa.

A pre-fab phony.
by 50 cent crack dealer January 03, 2008
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A watered down version of dance hall.He wants to kill himself over a girl but then says how he is a gangster and runs the streets. He sings songs such as " Beautiful girls" and " take you there." Sean Kingston Usually adds Badly spoken Jamaican Patois in his songs.
" From di firs time mi look inna yuh eye mi did tell you want a guy like me"- Sean kingston
by Girlfrenluv March 05, 2009
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A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "

*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
by piemash March 04, 2010
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Widely known for 2007 hit single "Beautiful Girls" as well as being a fat, insufferable idiot.

Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Sean Kingston: "Look at allllll them beaaaauuuuutiful girrrrls!"

Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
by thegreatcollapso + The_End October 24, 2008
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A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
Beautiful Girls. Sean Kingston
by Panopticon November 23, 2007
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A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008
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A Jamaican rapper who was born in Miami as Kisean Anderson who raise to fame in Summer 2007 with his hit single "Beautiful Girls".While Sean has been noted for his refusal to use bad language in his lyrics , he has also been heavily demeaned online(see other defintions of sean kingston.His songs were the #1 at the US Bill Board Charts
Sean Kingston is a rare guy in the world of rap , he never uses foul language.
by lewinsky66 June 18, 2008
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