Seal Fucking Share definition Flag Screwing a squirter who just lays there and claps like a seal. Arh! Arh! Arh! How did it go last night?It was worse than starfish...it was seal fucking. Seal Fucking by DrinkingFishingFucking June 18, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Seal Fucking mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch