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A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
by jcb1218* November 28, 2013
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.
Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.
by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018
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a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
by squirrelicia February 27, 2006
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A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.
A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
by AndyJ October 06, 2005
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An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.
Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!
by seagullsrgross March 30, 2010
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also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.
i seagulled him right on the back of the head
by joewwww May 26, 2008
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