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Sea Scouts 

A group affiliated with BSA. Boy Scouts on water. Unlike forest fairies Sea Scouts know how to get shit done. The toughest bamf's in scouting.
Sea Scout: What did you do this weekend?
Boy Scout: I slept in a tent, then walked in the forest, how about you?
Sea Scout: I climbed robe, went sailing, fixed a 200hp engine, and played on a fucking aircraft carrier. Oh i also saved someones life.
Boy Scout: Well i had s'mores.
Sea Scout: Wow you must have had fun at your tea party. put some pants on and join Sea Scouts
Sea Scouts by sexy219 October 30, 2011
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Sea Scouts 

Scouts that do activities on water and sail. Often brag about the hard camping trips and how cool 'sea scouts' are, when in reality are very weird people who like to have short lasting relationships and flirtatious banter within their 'scout group'
'what a bunch of sea scouts' ' yeah they're all in love with each other'
Sea Scouts by realscout January 7, 2012

Sea Scout Delight 

Taking off a pillows case and cutting a hole into the pillow roughly 3-5 inches deep and 5 inches wide and pooping into said hole. Then putting the pillow case back on the pillow.
"Timmy wouldn't shut up, so we Sea Scout Delighted his ass.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026